FRI-MON: 2/13-16: SKINT WEEKEND


💖 weddings in times square! dating shows! phil collins day! dance parties! and much more! check out our roundup of 40 valentine’s weekend events in nyc here

friday

thru 8/16: art of noise: a new exhibition at cooper hewitt celebrates the groundbreaking designs that have shaped how people experience music over the past century. organized by the san francisco museum of modern art and adapted to the history of the new york music scene for its east coast presentation, the exhibition features over 300 works from concert posters to record albums, phonographs to digital music players, handheld radios to sound systems, plus immersive audio installations by teenage engineering and devon turnbull. cooper hewitt (ues), $22 general, $16 seniors, $10 students, pay-what-you-wish 5-6pm daily. >>

thru 2/19: looking for ms. keaton: film at lincoln center celebrates the career of the late diane keaton with a week-long series tracing her evolution from breakout star to cinematic icon. the 15 films range from the godfather (1972) to marvin’s room (1996). $18 general, $15 seniors/students. >>

sponsored: thru 2/15: $20 tickets to a thrilling new play with an 80s queer pulse: salvage by aspen narain: auburn’s been reluctantly assigned the family task of taking her little sister stella and her friends on a camping trip. stella believes she knows auburn’s secret. jude is a control freak, and peyton is smarter than jude. rowan’s along for the ride. so when one of them goes missing, the group must band together and uncover the secrets about their environment (and themselves) before it’s too late. salvage starts out as a low toned, raw staged reading and within minutes quickly develops into a full staged horror picture. the maker’s space (williamsburg), $20. >>

sponsored: fri + sat: flop house comedy club: nyc’s friendliest indie comedy club—with great comics, a cozy atmosphere, and no drink minimums—has some incredible lineups this weekend! save 50% with promo code ‘skint’ on tickets to these shows at 362 grand street in williamsburg. friday 8pm + 9:30pm: shane torres (conan), dan yang (new york comedy fest), daniela mora (tiktok), ryan thomas (new york comedy fest); saturday 8pm + 9:30pm: pranav behari (mango bae), kate willett (the late show), eliot thompson (pure chaos comedy), lizabanks campagna (the cut). >>

fri 7pm (monthly): vocabaret: ‘slang’ edition: wordplay takes center stage at vocabaret, a monthly variety show for language lovers. four of nyc’s wittiest wordsmiths serve up slideshows, games, and other entertainment—all inspired by a new theme each month. hosted by joey dardano, shyaporn theerakulstit, ally spier, and nikolai vanyo. caveat (les), $18.76 with promo code ‘caveatorb’ (reg. $24-25). >>

fri 8pm (monthly): boyz in the woods comedy: tawanda gona, joshua stokes, and jeff wright host this standup-meets-trivia show, where audience members can win free drinks by answering pop culture and hip-hop trivia questions between sets. featuring myke dédé, sammy anzer, caroline montesquieu, eli ruffer, and daddy. friends and lovers (crown heights), $12 adv, $15 door. >>

fri 8:30pm: bitches brew comedy show: this women-produced and-hosted comedy show conjures up big laughs in the back room of halyards (gowanus). tonight’s performers include dan davies, nataly aukar, kenyon adamcik, andrea more, and lucie pohl. free admission (a tip jar will be passed around at the end of the show). >>

fri 11:30pm: the midnight bowie glam rock show: michael t + the vanities close out david bowie’s birthday month with two live sets of glam-era bowie (1971-74), plus support from the clash tribute pale moon gang. tv eye (ridgewood), $15. >>

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The Sound of Spring: A Chinese New Year Concert with The Orchestra Now
Sunday, February 15, 2026 at 3:00pm
Rose Theater, Jazz at Lincoln Center

Celebrate two holidays in one! On Valentine’s Day weekend, bring your loved ones and welcome the Year of the Horse at the 7th annual The Sound of Spring Chinese New Year Concert. The Orchestra Now and conductor Jindong Cai perform a program in praise of love and horses — filling the Rose Theater with joyful Chinese and Western symphonic music for the whole family.

Special guest soloists include winds virtuoso Yazhi Guo, plus a selection of outstanding young performers with top international accolades from the legendary Central Conservatory of Music in Beijing and the groundbreaking US-China Music Institute at Bard College.

Be sure to arrive up to one hour before curtain for the ever-popular Chinese instrument demonstration and Chinese New Year activities, courtesy of the US-China Music Institute.

Get 20% off your tickets with code CNYC20 — book today!

saturday

sat thru 5/31: stories and set designs for the sopranos: drawing from creator david chase’s personal archive, museum of the moving image opens a new exhibition featuring scripts, notes, and research material from the sopranos that document story arcs and character trajectories as the show moved from a pilot into the first season. museum of the moving image (astoria), $20 general, $12 seniors/students, free thursdays 2-6pm. >>

sat thru 4/5: 2001: the year, not the movie: museum of the moving image celebrates the year 2001 with an anniversary series featuring 36 screenings, including films, a television series, and three episodes. the series kicks off with moulin rouge with ewan mcgregor in person, and also includes a spotlight on the third season of the sopranos with creator david chase and cast members steven van zandt, dominic chianese, edie falco, and annabella sciorra. museum of the moving image (astoria), $17.50-20 general, $12 seniors/students. >>

sat + sun (various times): 40th annual new york sword dance festival: 10 performing troupes from across the northeast bring family-friendly performances of traditional english sword dancing and live folk music to public spaces across manhattan and brooklyn. free admission. >>

sat 1:30pm: get work: comedians interview for real jobs: watch comedians sit down with actual hiring professionals and attempt to land real jobs. the catch? they’re given terrible fake résumés they won’t see until they take the stage. hosted by dan vetrano. caveat (les), $15 adv, $20 door. >>

sat 6:30pm doors: funny pages: an evening of humorous readings: comedy writers, authors, essayists, comics, and cartoonists share new things to make you laugh at the funny pages show. hosted by zach zimmerman (is it hot in here?) and blythe roberson (america the beautiful?) with readings by maris kreizman, kyle turner, and robert herritt. p+t knitwear bookstore (les), $10. >>

sunday

sun 3-10pm: (no more) wire hangrrr fest: a grrrl’s two sound cents podcast and blog turns up the volume for reproductive justice with an all-day lineup of bands, readings, and dj sets, all benefiting texas equal access fund. all ages. trans-pecos (ridgewood), $15 adv, $20 door. >>

sun 7pm (monthly): new tricks storytelling show: good tales don’t age at this storytelling show where all of the performers are over 40. hosted by adrianne frost (the moth storyslam champion), with julia whitehouse, martin dockery, rita spencer, adam selbst, and mary cyn. tonight’s theme: ‘lost love!’ q.e.d. (astoria), $12. >>

sun 7:30pm (monthly): good god comedy show: audience members can anonymously share their craziest, cringiest, most scandalous secrets for the hosts to read aloud at this stand-up comedy variety show. tonight’s lineup: gavin matts (netflix), jarrett campbell (variety), ashton womack (the daily show), alex kim (hbo), and clare austen-smith (adult swim). hosted by brittany carney and naomi karavani. union hall (park slope), $10 adv, $15 door. >>

sun 8pm (monthly): beanie babe comedy: the standups and the stuffed animals are full of beans at this comedy show, where a donation will get you a vintage beanie baby to take home. featuring tess tregellas, sheba mason, ray devito, zoe levy, and andrew steiner. hosted by rebecca kaplan. young ethel’s (south slope), free admission (donations optional). >>

monday

mon thru 3/12: 2-for-1 off-broadway week tickets: two seats, one price. grab 2-for-1 tickets to 29 of off-broadway shows, including bigfoot: the musical, heathers: the musical, silver manhattan, what we did before our moth days, and more. >>

mon thru 3/5: future utopias: school of visual arts presents future utopias, an exhibition of multidisciplinary artwork by 12 current students from bfa 3d animation and visual effects, mfa computer arts, and mfa products of design. reception 2/19 6-8pm. sva gramercy gallery, free admission. >>

mon 7pm: the story collider podcast science storytelling show: ‘sacrifice’ edition: the story collider presents true, personal stories about science from scientists, comedians, journalists, and more. hosted by erin barker and brad lawrence. under st. marks (east village), $15. >>

mon 7pm (monthly): and scene: anything could happen when actors and improvisors share the stage at ‘and scene,’ where the actors know their lines ahead of time and the improvisers make up their parts with no prior knowledge of the scenes. featuring zach cherry (severance), bailee madison (pretty little liars: original sin), ashlie atkinson (the gilded age), connor ratliff (bob’s burgers), and more. $14.64 with promo code ‘andskint’ (reg. $24-25). >>

mon 7:30pm (monthly thru may): 23rd annual music mondays concert series: the music mondays concert series returns with a new season of classical and contemporary chamber music at advent lutheran church (uws). tonight, grammy award-winning akropolis reed quintet performs george gershwin’s an american in paris and harriet steinke’s mass (new york premiere). barritone kenneth overton joins for an arrangement of billie holiday’s ‘god bless the child.’ a casual reception will follow the performance. free admission (note: if online reservations are sold out, there will be a standby line). >>

mon 8pm: help wanted: a five nights at freddy’s drag show: drag performers sour somethings and maude addams bring your favorite haunted pizzeria to brooklyn for a night of freaky fnaf fun. costumes encouraged. wonderville (bushwick), $10 suggested donation. >>

mon 8:30pm: solving your problems with chloe troast: comedian and actress chloe troast (snl) and her comedy pals team up to tackle the audience’s problems through improv. proceeds will be donated to local mental health charities. ucb (east village), $15 adv, $20 day of. >>

ongoing

our roundup of 40+ ongoing events: ice skating, art shows, and more. >>

stay safe and healthy
– the skint

40+ VALENTINE’S WEEKEND EVENTS IN NYC

the roundup is broken out into two sections:
• movies
• parties + events

movies

fri thru sun: romeo + juliet (1996): the roxy cinema (tribeca), $19. >>

fri thru 2/16: pretty in pink 40th anniversary: various theaters and prices >>

fri thru 2/19: in the mood for love (25th anniversary) + a rarely seen wong kar wai short film: angelika film center (soho), $19 general, $17.50 seniors. >>

fri thru 2/22: valentine’s day massacre screening series: we won’t grow old together, modern romance, possession, der fan, and more. anthology film archives (east village), $14 general, $10 seniors/students. >>

fri thru 2/28: ‘amour fou’ valentine’s screening series: mala noche, possession, punch-drunk love, the lovers on the bridge. the metrograph (les), $18. >>

sat (various times): casablanca: village east by angelika and regal union square. $15-22.

sat 6pm: footlight’s annual palentine’s day party: candy, crafting, and a screening of 200 cigarettes (1999). footlight underground at the windjammer (ridgewood), $10 suggested donation. >>

sun 8pm disasterpiece movie night: the last vampire on earth (2009 twilight rip-off). wonderville (bushwick), free admission. >>

parties + events

fri 4-7pm: galentine’s day photo booth: moxy times square, free. >>

fri 6pm: a bean-to-bar-journey with oso cacao: museum of food and drink (dumbo), $20+. >>

fri 7pm: hot gay valentines: a valentines show with stand up comedy, live music, and astrology readings. hosted by emily dayton evans. littlefield, $11.79 with promo code ‘groove’ (reg. $18.71 adv, $20 door). >>

fri 8pm: sweethearts country dance: jalopy theater (columbia street waterfront district), $20 adv, $25 day of. >>

fri 9pm: i would die 4 u: a prince valentine’s day dance party: dj chase coppins spins hits and deep cuts by the artist fka prince as well as his influences, contemporaries, and successors all night long. mr. nancy’s (ridgewood), free admission. >>

fri 9:30pm: looking for laughs: love island meets whose line is it anyway? a real blind date on stage, with a kiss of comedy. caveat (les), $16.70 with promo code ‘skint’ (reg. $22-23). >>

fri 10pm: the black parade: bloody valentine emo ball: the brooklyn monarch (east williamsburg), $11.33+. >>

fri 10pm: bad romance: a lady gaga valentine’s ball: 3 dollar bill (east williamsburg), $20+. >>

fri 10pm: heated rivalry: the party: brolesque, hockey gogo, drag, djs. 9 bob note @ 3 dollar bill (east williamsburg), $20. >>

fri 10pm: ‘black leather only’ party: flinta-friendly electronic dance party featuring an all-femme dj lineup. dress code: black leather only. the dirty library (astoria), $10. >>

fri 10:30pm: this.is.emo night party: wall-to-wall emo anthems, sad singalongs, and high-energy throwbacks. littlefield (gowanus), $11.79 with promo code ’emoskint’ (reg. $18.71 adv, $22 day of). >>

sat (various times): love in times square: witness surprise proposals, weddings, vow renewals, and other forms of l-o-v-e in time square. free admission. >>

sat 11:30am-5:30pm: valentine’s day at the brooklyn museum: a variety of art- and poetry-centered activities for couples, friends, or individuals throughout the museum. suggested museum admission: $20 general, $14 seniors/students. >>

sat 12-4pm: the spooky social club’s second annual ‘til death do us party’ valentine’s day soirée: cast a love spell, get your fortune told, shop the morbid market, and more with other singles, couples, and everyone in-between. littlefield (gowanus), $10. >>

sat 2-7pm: 8 ball community’s annual valentine’s day zine fair: life world (bushwick), free admission. $15 afterparty 9pm-2am. >>

sat 5-9pm: the 15th annual phil collins day: all-phil, all-day. proceeds from ticket sales and raffles will benefit education through music. berry park (williamsburg), $17-20. >>

sat 6:30pm: sweet heart of the rodeo: country love covers: eight country bands play songs about love, heart break and coping mechanisms. alphaville (bushwick), $17. >>

sat 7pm: flopsauce storytelling show: comics share their romantic flops. hosted by emily baker and kayla kirk. secret pour (bushwick / bed-stuy), free admission. >>

sat 7pm: what i did for love: improv comedy based on your love story. ucb (east village), $15 adv, $20 day of. >>

sat 7pm: saturday night love with saundra lezzenbaum: part cabaret, part community social, part singles mixer hosted by ‘america’s queen of hearts’ saundra lezzenbaum. sanger hall (sunnyside), 16 adv, $20 day of. >>

sat 7-10pm: valentine’s day at the sultan room with miss ma’am she and jer block: valentine’s day — but make it gay. live music, comedy, drag. sultan room (bushwick), $10.82. >>

sat 7pm doors: valentine’s day f*ck ice prom: a benefit for new york immigration coalition featuring live music by coke bust, warkrusher, shooting pain, ferment, infernal spawn, and djs mofongo massacre + red harrington. tv eye (ridgewood), $15.65. >>

sat 7:30pm: lincoln center presents: fly love songs with j.period: modern r+b and classic rap love songs. david rubenstein atrium at lincoln center (uws), free admission. >>

sat 7:30pm: burstin’ boots presents: heartbreak holiday dance: jalopy theater (columbia street waterfront district), $20 adv, $25 day of. >>

sat 8pm: abdallah jasim’s marriage unarranged: a valentine’s day comedy show: comedy, live music, matchmaking, djs. littlefield (gowanus), $20. >>

sat 8pm doors: lovebugs! rubulad’s valentines’s party: live music, djs, visuals, a photo booth, and more. dress code: ‘your cutest bug-out.’ rubulad (bushwick), $18 adv, $25 door. >>

sat 8:30pm: improvised romantasy: improv group help me i’m drowning performs an hour-long romantasy comedy based on audience suggestions. brooklyn comedy collective pig pen (williamsburg), $10 adv, $15 day of. >>

sat 9pm: drunk texts: not another romeo + juliet: random access theatre’s thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation, and audience participation. tonight, the team tackles romeo + juliet. the rat nyc (dumbo), $12. >>

sat 9pm: a bloody valentine at windjammer: live music by dracula and his band the draculas, theophobia, and zolly doom, with contortionist amazing amy. footlight underground at the windjammer (ridgewood), $15 suggest donation. >>

sat 9pm doors: meet me in paris: a clandestine cabaret: gemini + scorpio loft (gowanus), $25+ general, $10 after 12:30am. >>

sat 9:30pm: smells like love: a scent-driven matchmaking show: a dating show where scent is the ultimate matchmaker. with each round, the stakes grow higher and the smells stronger as contestants vie for a shot at love, all based on how they smell… and how they smell. hosted by comedian/matchmaker/perfume expert emma vernon. caveat (les), save $5 with promo code ‘perfume’ >>

sat 10pm: disco love affair: feel love on the dance floor with a curated selection of disco and house records about love, joy, and communion spun by dj skee. rodeo bar (crown heights), free admission. >>

sat 10pm: lonely hearts club iii: queer valentine’s day party: queer speed dating, drag, raffles, djs. purgatory (bushwick), free admission. >>

sat 11pm: slow jams nyc: a late night slow jams and r+b party: littlefield (gowanus), $20. >>

sat 11pm: chismé – a sadgirl valentine’s day party: freestyle, lowrider oldes, funk, and r+b with dj lady of dread, sadboy, and skandal. sleepwalk (east williamsburg), free admission. >>

sun 11:30am: walking tour: love + courtship on the lower east side: presented by the museum at eldridge street. $25 general, $20 seniors/students. >>

sun 7pm: new tricks storytelling show: tonight’s theme: ‘lost love.’ hosted by adrianne frost (the moth storyslam champion). q.e.d. (astoria), $12. >>

sun 7pm: 27th annual love hangover: duos singing songs of love in all forms. berlin (east village), $15 adv, $20 door. >>

sponsored: sun 8pm: 60% off: jane eyre in concert at lincoln center: experience jane eyre like never before, brought to life in concert at david geffen hall, lincoln center for one unforgettable evening. this bold, emotionally charged adaptation of charlotte brontë’s classic stars broadway favorites including erika henningsen (just in time, mean girls) as jane eyre, ramin karimloo (les misérables, the phantom of the opera) as edward fairfax rochester, and with new york city chamber orchestra and a 400-voice chorus that amplify every moment of passion, resilience, and romance. this special event celebrates one woman’s indomitable spirit and quest for love and belonging. skint readers can save 60% on tickets with promo code ‘brave4love’ >>

mon 4:30pm: love letters: a night of poetry: housing works bookstore cafe (soho), free admission. >>

mon 5:30pm doors: ex files by unsent letter mailbox: shred a token from your ex at this anti-valentine’s day event featuring jazz music, improv inspired by your unsent letters, and a paper shredder ritual. suggested dress code: revenge. fabrik (dumbo), $25.50 with promo code ‘skint’ (ticket includes a cocktail + a celebratory shot). >>

mon 8pm: real-asian-ships: the dating show for asian americans: contestants compete for a shot at love at this dating show with a twist: matches are determined by the audience and guest asian parents. hosted by comedians mic nguyen and jenny arimoto. littlefield (gowanus), $16-18. >>

ongoing

our roundup of 40+ ongoing events: ice skating, art shows, and more. >>

stay safe and healthy
– the skint

TARGET MARGIN THEATER PRESENTS THIS IS REAL STARTING MARCH 1 (SPONSORED)

This is Real brings the transgressive spirit of Jean Genet to life for America in 2026. Created by 2025 Obie Award-winning director David Herskovits and a cohort of artists, this new work features Genet’s obsessions: power, sex, and revolution. Genet was a thief, drifter, prostitute, who wrote from prison; his work affronted convention and challenged audiences to question their own lives. His artistic descendants include Ludlam, Jack Smith, David Bowie, and us at Target Margin Theater! We admire Genet’s unflinching honesty in confronting power without fear. He does not judge. He is never prim or pious. Our work swells with that bravery. This Is Real represents a vision of America as we have re-created it here and now. This is a patriotic play.

The source material for This Is Real has been pillaged from various Genet writings including his early memoirs about prison and criminal life; his first novel Our Lady of the Flowers; and all his plays from Deathwatch to The Balcony to The Screens. Genet’s final work, Prisoner of Love, has become a special inspiration. These vivid stories from years among Palestinian refugees and freedom fighters in the 1970s call out across the years with special immediacy now.

Above all, Genet was committed to representing the outsiders of our world, the counterculture, misfits, losers, and criminals. This is Real asks our audience to consider these degenerates anew. What is the beauty and wisdom of the outsider? Aren’t we, all of us, outsiders in our own ways?

This is Real runs March 1 through April 4 at the Doxsee Theater in Sunset Park, Brooklyn.

Tickets starting from $30: TargetMargin.org/ThisIsReal

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