SEE TEETH FROM $39! FINAL PERFORMANCE JAN. 5

You have just a few more weeks to see the musical New York Magazine calls “a thrilling roller-coaster ride”!

Come for the comedy, stay for the biting exploration of faith, purity and sex! TEETH is the new musical that looks like a campy laugh-fest on the outside, but it’s what’s on the inside that counts. Trust us.

Dawn O’Keefe is an evangelical Christian teen with a powerful secret not even she understands – when men violate her, her body bites back. That’s not a metaphor. From Pulitzer Prize and Tony Award® winner Michael R. Jackson (A Strange Loop) and Anna K. Jacobs (POP!), Teeth, based on the cult classic film of the same name, is a fierce, rapturous, and savagely entertaining new musical crackling with irrepressible desire and ancient rage.

Come see a story where women actually win… for once. Get tickets from $39!

“A BRAZEN, CACKLE-WORTHY MUSICAL.” Washington Post

“THE AUDIENCE GASPS AT THE AUDACITY AND THEN CHEERS. LOUDLY.” IndieWire

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THE NO OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY IS DEC. 18! (SPONSORED)

Calling all freelancers, part-timers, work-from-homers and everyone else who likes non-corporate fun: The No Office Party is BACK!

The New York Groove, a local, independent, journalist-owned, member-supported newsletter, is proud to present a holiday party for freelancers, creatives, WFHers and everyone who doesn’t like socializing with the people who sign your checks. You’ll feel like Employee of the Year with Rockstar Karaoke’s live-band karaoke and you can get a new flash tattoo that will make H.R. blush; plus we’ll have some sweet local raffle prizes for your last-minute Secret Santas along with drink specials, dancing, a photo booth and more, including an airing of your grievances against all bosses past and present.

The New York Groove Presents: The No Office Holiday Party
Wednesday, December 18 7:30pm-1am
littlefield
635 Sackett Street, Brooklyn 11217
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New York Groove members at the “True Believer” and “Ace” levels get in free; members at the “Backer” level get in for just $10. You can become a member — and help support worker-owned local journalism — today here.

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TUES-THURS, 12/10-12: UGLY SWEATER DISCO, KRISPY KREME’S DAY OF DOZENS, PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE, AND MORE

tuesday

thru ?: taiyaki nyc christmas tree cones: tiyaki’s christmas tree ice cream cones (matcha ice cream, crushed peppermint sprinkles, and a fondant star with a choice of waffle or filled custard or red bean cone) are back for the holiday season. 2 for $8-12. chinatown and williamsburg locations. >>

thru 1/13: new exhibitions at salmagundi: the salmagundi club opens three new exhibitions and sales at its historic greenwich village townhouse: ‘the 116th thumb box small works,’ the illustrators,’ and ‘unique impressions.’ reception 12/19 6-8pm. free admission. >>

tues 6pm: 21st annual brevitas festival of the short poem: 50+ poets will say more with less (14 lines max each) at the 21st annual brevitas festival of the short poem, a celebration of the publication of the 2024 brevitas anthology. a short poem open mic will follow. bowery poetry club (east village), $10 admission includes a copy of the anthology. >>

tues 7pm: the elements of marie curie: how the glow of radium lit a path for women in science with dava sobel and angela saini: science writer dava sobel (galileo’s daughter, longitude) discusses her new biography on pioneering scientist marie curie and the untold story of the many young women who worked in her lab—from marguerite perey, who discovered the element francium, to curie’s elder daughter, irène, winner of the 1935 nobel prize in chemistry. in conversation with science journalist and author angela saini (the patriarchs: the origins of inequality). in-person registration for this event has sold out, but a limited number of standby tickets may be available and livestream tickets are still available. nypl stephen a. schwarzman building’s celeste auditorium (midtown). free admission. >>

tues 7pm: phantom of the paradise 50th anniversary with paul williams: bam rose cinemas (fort greene) hosts an anniversary screening of brian de palma’s 1974 comedy-horror rock cult classic, phantom of the paradise, which will be followed by q+a with singer, songwriter, composer, and actor paul williams. $18. >>

tues 8pm: young hot sluts: a matchmaking show: comedian carly ann filbin makes love connections while making you laugh at this irl matchmaking show. littlefield (gowanus), $15 adv, $20 door. >>

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Tequila and mezcal enthusiasts—come discover, sip, and savor something new at the New York City Tequila and Mezcal Fest on Saturday, December 14 in Chelsea!

With over 100 styles, the New York City Tequila and Mezcal Fest is the perfect opportunity to meet and hang out with friends, speak to representatives, and enjoy tequila and mezcal samples paired with live music and delicious food available to purchase from Angry Archies, Chavas Empanadas, Mozzarepas, Taste of Poland, and more.

Tickets include unlimited tastings and a souvenir tasting glass.

Special offer for the skint readers:
Save 40% on advance tickets with promo code THESKINT
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New York City Tequila and Mezcal Fest
Saturday, December 14
Session Times:
Session 1: 1-4pm
Session 2: 6-9pm

Chelsea Industrial
535-549 West 28th Street
New York, NY 10001

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wednesday

holiday tree lightings:
► weds 4-7pm: annual dumbo holiday lighting: dumbo archway + plaza. >>
► weds 5-7pm: 100th annual washington square park tree lighting: (greenwich village). >>

starts weds (ongoing): : 25 and under free at the whitney: in addition to offering free admission to visitors 18 and under, and free friday nights and free second sundays for all, the whiney museum of american art (meatpacking district) is introducing free admission tickets for all visitors 25 and under, every day, starting today. >>

weds 7pm (monthly): fantastic fiction: the speculative-fiction reading series at kgb bar (east village), hosted by editor ellen datlow and writer matthew kressel, welcomes authors sarah pinsker (haunt sweet home) and yume kitasei (the stardust grail). free admission. >>

weds 7pm: metropolitan with whit stillman and chris eigeman: the paris theater (midtown) presents a screening of whit stillman’s metropolitan (1990), followed by q+a with stillman and actor chris eigeman, moderated by filmmaker magazine’s vadim rizov. $17 general, $15 seniors/students. >>

weds 7pm: night flight music video film festival: streaming channel night flight’s music video film festival presents the 10 winners of its second annual music video competition, followed by q+a with stuart shapiro and director rich murray. nitehawk cinema (prospect park), $18. >>

weds 7pm: meat puppet presents: cult classics: the thing: warm up with a screening of john carpenter’s the thing (1982) that includes trivia and movie-related drag performances by meat puppet and boxa crayons before the show and during intermission. purgatory (bushwick), $13.66+. >>

weds 7:30pm: we have fun: a stand-up show: hosts zach sims and dan wilbur bring the fun-ny to young ethel’s (park slope), with stand-up by isabel hagen (fallon), lance weiss (laughs), ritch duncan (snl), and will purpura (pbs). free admission. >>

weds 8pm: mcsweeney’s issue 75 release party: mcsweeney’s publisher amanda uhle, collaborator james yeh, and quarterly editor rita bullwinkel host a release party for mcsweeney’s issue 75, a collection of stories from 10 debut fiction writers. contributors hrannar björnsson, stephanie skaff, and celine ipek will each give brief readings. the francis kite club (alphabet city), free admission. >>

weds 8pm (monthly): punderdome: comedy pun slam: pun-masters have a war of the words at the beloved pun-slinging competition. tonight’s installment includes an all-star tournament of pun champions and the ‘can you beat a ‘dome champ?’ challenge. hosted by fred firestone. littlefield (gowanus), $12 adv, $15 day-of. >>

thursday

thurs: krispy kreme day of dozens: double your donuts during krispy kreme’s day of dozens promotion. falling on 12/12 each year (get it?), you can score a free dozen glazed doughnuts with the purchase of any dozen at participating locations. >>

thurs 5pm (+ 12/19): broadway under the stars: bask in the glow of the holiday lights at the shops at columbus circle while taking in live performances from broadway shows. tonight’s program features excerpts from six and the book of mormon. the second floor stage at the shops at columbus circle (uws), free admission. >>

thurs 6-9:30pm (monthly thru march): salsa party in a museum: balmir latin dance studio hosts an evening of salsa, beginning with a class led by professional dancers and followed by live music, social dancing, and performances. brooklyn museum’s rubin lobby (prospect heights), free admission. >>

sponsored: thurs 7pm: uptown showdown: swifties vs. the beyhive: in the popular comedy debate series’ most incendiary show ever, two cultural icons stop playing nice and start to slay, the old-fashioned way. when taylor swift battles beyoncé, will one break the other’s soul, and will the loser ever shake it off? calling all swifties and every bey in the beyhive, defend your queen! this installment features sydney duncan (wild’n’out), josh gondelman (last week tonight with john oliver), michael hartney (how to die alone), gabe mollica (this american life), chloe troast (saturday night live), and sophie zucker (the daily show)! hosted by kevin townley. leonard nimoy thalia theater at symphony space (uws), $15 with no fee using code: ‘icons’ >>

thurs 7pm: john and scott: two person improv: former 30 rock cast members scott adsit and john lutz pair up for an improv show at ucb theatre (east village). $10 adv, $15 day-of. >>

thurs 7pm: the mari lwyd pub crawl: a theatrical pub crawl: drama and drinks meet as a group of actors lead you through industry city’s watering holes, stopping along the way to perform short play scenes at the frying pan, fort hamilton distillery, gun hill publick house, standard wormwood distillery, and barrow’s intense tasting room. $10 admission (drinks extra). >>

thurs 7:30pm (season ends tonight): futuros, new ideas in composition: new latin wave brings their latine composers showcase to lincoln center’s david rubenstein atrium (uws) for four nights. tonight: composer-performer pauchi sasaki presents an installment of her opera artemis, a multi-year project inspired by nasa’s program to bring the first woman to the moon’s surface in 2026. free admission. >>

thurs 8:30pm doors (monthly): comedy ugly: a comedy strip show: comedians reveal more than just punchlines at comedy ugly, a standup show where performers remove an article of clothing between jokes. featuring: malorie bryant, ariel evans, and dwayne cullen. hosted by alysia hush, marisa riley, and kim dinaro. easy lover (east williamsburg), free admission. >>

thurs 10pm: planet yes: ugly sweater disco: turn your ugly holiday sweater into art on the dance floor of house of yes’s ugly sweater disco party. house of yes (bushwick), free before midnight with rsvp, $10 otherwise. >>

ongoing

our roundup of 60+ ongoing events and attractions: ice skating, holiday markets, art exhibits, and more. >>

stay safe and healthy
– the skint